WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Keep dreaming 5:59 Mon Oct 3
Flu, advice please
5am and can't sleep. My back hurts and my throat is killing me. Feels like I'm swallowing knives and broken glass.

So I've got a few days of flu coming, what's your best advice to get over this as quickly as possible?

Arghh

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Keep dreaming 8:08 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Miike, a pint if whiskey with honey and lemon. I'm not going to wake up from that

Takashi Miike 6:59 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
plenty of Brandy or Whiskey, Honey, Lemon & Hot Water in a large mug or pint glass. haver two or three of them instead of tea/coffee tonight

Aberdeen Iron 6:50 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Lots of chips with assorted deep fried stuff.

Keep dreaming 6:38 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
It's a bastard cygnet, makes pigflu feel like a warm breeze. Get them paracetamols ready

cygnet 6:35 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
The Mrs and infants have been sneezing and hacking coughs for over a week. Finally succumbing to it myself now.

Keep dreaming 6:31 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
I was Ontario thanks, get better yourself!

Scraper 6:05 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Spandex is typing bollox. Most of the highest ever recorded temperatures are due to bacterial infection. Bacterial sepsis, for example. Cheers

Worst Case Ontario 6:00 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
I'm sat here in my office with the chills and an awful cough. I can feel the slime rattling around in my chest.

Hope you were able to stay home.

Swiss. 5:41 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Paracetamol with a bit oif food, Codamol, gargle asprin for your throat. Already been said lots of fluids, vitamin C and a nice drop of Brandy/rum/whiskey.

sidneyshitcunt 5:36 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
I like the cheap "Beechams Cold & Flu" £1 Morrisons, maybe with some added Ibruprofen 30p. Don't be fooled by the more expensive failing solutions!

Keep dreaming 4:50 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Alcohol doesn't interest me a bit atm. Not even a beer for the pizza.
Going to work tomorrow to cough at a few Liverpool fans

BRANDED 4:40 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Echinacea, honey, dandilion and burdock tea, big green smoothies and lots of scotch

, 4:33 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Man up, ignore it, stiff upper lip and all that, keep calm and carry on etc. Also try to infect as many people as possible.

ElmParkPikey 4:32 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
I'm sure some of your boyfriends pork prescription throat yoghurt will do the trick you big homo

Keep dreaming 4:23 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Fever from hell, so I guess a virus. Paracetamol is my friend

On The Ball 10:32 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
You could of course have a throat infection, in which case antibiotics might help!

Spandex Sidney 10:30 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
If you have a massive temperature you have a virus, like flu or a cold. Lots of fluids, rest and pain relief. When you can knock one out you're better

If you don't have a massive temperature it's a bacterial infection. Only get antibiotics if you're at death's door, if you are a normal, fit healthy person sit it out with some good nutrition.

You should always reject antibiotics unless your life literally depends on it

Stubbo 7:34 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Alternate Paracetamol and Ibuprofen every 3 hours.

Get a throat numbing spray.

Download a load of podcasts or things to listen to.

Stay in bed.

Can't do anything but treat the symptoms so whatever meds will help with that. Lots of fluid and vitamin C, and settle in to ride it out.

Keep dreaming 6:35 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
The pain shall set me free?

stomper 6:33 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
Place the balls in the hot water to get the full effect

Keep dreaming 6:31 Mon Oct 3
Re: Flu, advice please
I see the point with the balls now. I've got to s!ap them to be able to swallow the fucking hot water. God I'm getting old

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